The Zombie wears Osh-Kosh

    A newborn baby pronounced dead was apparently revived by it's mother's embrace, according to AP reports. Australian Kate Ogg, the mother who is apparently a cross between Jesus Christ and Ben Hawkins from HBO's much underrated Carnivale, was told her premature son, Jamie (born just 27 weeks into Mom's gestation period), was pronounced dead after efforts by doctors to revive the child failed.
   Given a chance to say goodbye to her dead son, Kate Ogg had the baby placed on her bare chest and within moments the child began to twitch and show life. Doctors assumed they were reflexes, as the child was not breathing for 20 minutes after birth. But things improved and the child has grown stronger. 5 months later, both he and his twin sister Emily are said to be doing fine. No word if the child has yet developed a taste for human flesh. What do you start a zombie baby on, anyway?
   The misdiagnosis is not all that shocking, as the doctors were probably a few Fosters deep, late for their scheduled abduction of a backpacker on "walkabout" or just plain bad at their jobs. I mean this is modern medicine we're talking about and you're telling me a culture that calls eggs "Hen Fruit" is up to par for the latest advances? I just don't know. But I do have one question...if the child hadn't made it, would they let the dingo eat her baby?