Room for a small one? Cheeky...

 

   Former WHAM! member and life-long bender George Michael is facing an 8 week stretch in prison after being busted for driving under the influence for crashing into a London photo shop. Michael, who also lost his license for 5 years, was found to be both under the influence and in possession of marijuana. And here I thought they were more into poppers and speed. Just proves there's still a lot to be learned about Gay cultural pastimes beyond a love of antiques and being on the cutting edge of the ever-changing flavored martini fad.
   These 8 weeks shouldn't be too bad, especially if George likes it rough. Look out for three the hard way, Mr. Michael! Best of luck...no, honestly. "Wake Me Up before you Go Go" is a toe-tapper to be enjoyed on both sides of the rainbow.