Celebrities losing their grip...

"I really am a terrible actor."

Celebrities losing their grip...

Right back atcha, you fat fucking hack.

Celebrities losing their grip...

"Yeah. Yeah, Relax. Will Fucking Smith is coming, too.

Celebrities losing their grip...

Patricia Arquette looks like shit.

Celebrities losing their grip...

If the kid looks terrified it's because Russell punched his real dad in the face and took him as a trophy.

Celebrities losing their grip...

" Excuse me, Mr. Merrick. That's Mickey Rourke's seat..."